Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....