HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...