Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...