Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...