How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...