What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...