Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...