It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...