A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...