How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...