What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...