She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...