Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...