Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.