How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...