Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...