Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...