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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.