Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...