You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...