There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!