What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Emersom
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New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...