‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...