Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...