An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...