Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...