Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...