Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...