What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...