What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...