What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...