You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...