A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...