The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...