yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Driving exams worry me
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Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...