A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...