What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!