The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!