Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...