Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...