Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...