Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.