St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...