Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...