Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....