You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...