I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...