How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!