Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!