Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.